Samuel Johnson opined that the pun was "the lowest form of humour." I am blessed (or cursed, as some of my friends might say) to have puns almost constantly appear to me without conscious effort, so now I can share (inflict) them on the Internet.
What do you call it when a pig and an elf have names that sound the same?A hamognome.
What is the difference between a talking snake and a talking licked-off piece of silverware?
One speaks with a forked tongue and the other speaks with a tongued fork.
It's now possible to get delivery of nuts (roasted, salted, not, etc) to your home. But you must have a doorbell to use the service.Almond guy ding.